“You’re a bright young man. This monkey business is in your blood, under your skin. You’re not getting out, you’re just getting in, you’re only getting started. I’ve every faith in you. And one day in the future it will be you sitting here in my place… telling some young Turk the facts of life.
You’re born, you take shit. Get out in the world, you take more shit. Climb a little higher, take less shit. Until one day you’re up in the rarefied atmosphere, and you’ve forgotten what shit even looks like.
Welcome to the Layer Cake son.” - The Layer Cake (2004)
If you’ve been watching Tether lately, you’ll know exactly why this scene hits different.
They’ve left the era of being “just” a stablecoin issuer far behind. In the past few weeks alone, they’ve announced an open-source AI runtime with integrated crypto payments, hinted at a fully U.S.-compliant stablecoin ready to deploy, and acquired a majority stake in a South American sustainable production firm.
None of these are vanity plays. They're bets, serious ones, on a future where sovereignty, infrastructure, and intelligence converge and IPOs still aren’t needed. And unlike most players in the industry, Tether seems perfectly comfortable building that future while regulators, competitors, and critics remain stuck in limbo.
Tether AI: A Runtime for Intelligence That Doesn’t Phone Home
Paolo Ardoino’s announcement of “Personal Infinite Intelligence,” the flagship product of Tether’s upcoming AI initiative, didn’t come with a flashy trailer or hype-laden promises. What it did come with though was something much more captivating: an open-source, hardware-agnostic AI runtime with no API keys, no central points of failure, and native Bitcoin and USDT payment integration via Tether’s Wallet Development Kit. It’s almost too much to fathom for the n00b mind, aka my mind…..
The implications are massive because in a world where every major AI model is bottlenecked by access gates and corporate surveillance, Tether is apparently and ever so quietly laying the groundwork for something entirely different. AI that can be deployed, monetized, and used peer-to-peer without permission.
If you understand Tether’s broader worldview, it fits. They aren’t fighting OpenAI or Google on their turf. Instead, they are building systems that can survive in jurisdictions, geographies, and scenarios where those players won’t or can’t reach.
Still Thinking Locally: USDT2 and the Potential U.S. Play
While the EU hammers out MiCA and Washington argues about stablecoin frameworks, Tether is preparing to launch a fully U.S.-compliant stablecoin, when and if the regulatory environment allows it. The message between the lines is simple:
“We’re ready. Are you?”
This future stablecoin; let’s call it USDT2, will be backed by U.S.-regulated bank reserves and tailored for institutional adoption. It’s the kind of dual-track strategy, offshore resilience with optional onshore compliance, that Circle has struggled to balance, often caught between chasing regulation and losing global market share. In other words, USDT2 is not a replacement for the current USDT. It’s a rail or hedge that will exist in parallel. One foot in the regulated U.S. system, the other firmly planted in the world that Tether already dominates: fast, fluid, and borderless stablecoin liquidity.
The Art of Buying Dirt: Tether’s Stake in South American Infrastructure
Then there’s the move no one expected: Tether buying a controlling stake in Adecoagro, a major sustainable production firm in South America. Goes without saying that this acquisition is strategic. Owning the base layer of food and energy production gives you more than just a balance sheet asset. You should know by now that fiat rails can be censored and economies shuttered by policy; owning productive land and energy infrastructure is a form of institutional sovereignty.
Combine that with the fact that Tether is already holding nearly $120 billion in U.S. Treasuries, and the picture becomes clear: from exporting dollars via crypto to exporting an entire thesis on economic independence.
What Binds It All?
Well it’s definitely not consensus-seeking. What binds Tether’s growing empire is a consistent logic: build tools that work without permission, in places where permission is hard to come by. From open-source wallets and mining pools to tokenized gold and AI agents that can transact autonomously, the common thread is usability, survivability, and sovereignty. As they publish attestations (not billboards), they wait for the moment that’s right, and then they ship.
Most of the crypto world is waiting for regulators to catch up or give the green light. Tether does not wait. And whether it’s AI, land, or a new class of compliant stablecoins, that buidler mentality is exactly why they’ve quietly become the most strategically positioned company in all of crypto.
You could say they’ve climbed a few rungs higher on the Layer Cake; above the noise, above the optics, and far from the permissioned gates others are still knocking on.
I genuinely believe that Paolo Ardoino is up in the rarefied atmosphere, and has forgotten what shit even looks like
I love stablecoins, Tether in particular, and I will be writing about the ongoing and ever-increasing future stablecoin war. Stay tuned for insights, drama, and analysis as it all unfolds.
P.S. In case you didn’t realize, I am not Patrick Hansen